I think you’re beyond naive after the first story, if you believe the second story he told whole clothe. lol

I have talked with multiple experts in self-mutilation and false crime reporting who all confirmed that if they had that haircut, they might stab themselves too.

So he’s going about his day, some random Saturday and thinks: Hmm. I’ll stop by t his store and get a knife. I’ll stab myself and say it is because of my nazi haircut. I’ll blame a black guy because I’ll be believed.

New Balances were on sale and I needed new running shoes! Don’t judge my functional sneaker choice!

14 He tells you he’s into science fiction movies and is a bit of a nerd.

Oh. My. God. I know this man except he wants to be called Colton (real name: Lashun). Green contacts & New balance, aged 41.

“I’ve never experienced racism.”

11: He wants to go by Harrison

See also, “I’m Not Like Other Women,” by my college roommate Kelly. Numbers 1-10 are variations of “Pretty much all my friends are guys,” with a dash of “Bitches be jealous.” Self-hate is a hell of a drug!

And there’s #10: you are the only two black peeps in a social situation and you receive that Uber-impersonal gaze that slides over and off you...

I thought Elle Reeve did an all right job in what was surely a deeply discomforting experience, but I think she had a misstep pretty early on in the piece that a reporter who was a POC probably wouldn’t have made (of course, they may also not have had the access). I don’t remember the precise moment, but Cantwell was…

owner of a beef jerkey distributor?

If Elle Reeve wasn’t a pretty blonde, would those Nazis have spoken so candidly? Of course not. A big part of investigative journalism is subterfuge/undercover work.

In the piece, writer Josh Harkinson breathlessly called the white supremacist “[a]n articulate and well-dressed former football player with prom-king good looks and a “fashy” (as in fascism) haircut—long on top, buzzed on the sides—Spencer has managed to seize on an extraordinary presidential election to give overt…

“It’s satire” would have worked if she hadn’t concluded the bit by saying we should stay home and ignore them.

(It’s also kinda interesting to see the criticism of the Fey criticism coming down to “well, y’all just don’t understand satire.” Like people who called her out just aint smart enough to get it.)

Who would’ve guessed that the predominantly white, predominantly southern WCW crowds would hate black rappers? (They were way into ICP, because of course they were.)

I think this is it as much as a anything. He leaves his job where people (presumably) kiss his ass, goes to his big ass house, looks around and says “no racism here! Everyone else better shape up!”

bish is out here demanding that jj abrams money and i am here 👏 for 👏 it 👏