I have never, in my 35 years, screamed “Girl, bye!” at the television until November 22, the year of our Lord, 2016. Nothing bothers me more than misplaced hurt or rage. That shit had me calling my mama.

He’s a syphilitic Cheetoh (tertiary stage, natch).

Thirsty as fuck.

See above (below?).

Long story short, I worked at a late night tv show. He was there to support another star. He approached me, grabbed my elbow and I told him I was uninterested. After some mild stalking by his asst, he sent me an invite to an event. After my very thirsty friend convinced me to go, he approached me at the event and…

Very, VERY close. Too close.

The worst date of my life was with this man. He is so fucked up.

Counterpoint: Janet Jackson

Two Asian women and a black woman?! Progress.

In find “females” disrespectful. Not AAVE. I am black and some of us don’t use “females” to describe women.

While I recognize AAVE is a valid language/dialect, I find it disrespectful as hell.

Nope. I have a shirt that says, “You lost me at females.”

47 year old creative creeper is schtupping 26 year old insecure ingenue. Fish live in water. Nothing to see here.

I call my daughter a tragic mulatto at least once a week when she’s throwing a tantrum.

You still have to care for (e.g. wash, condition, moisturize, etc.) natural hair. Natural means unprocessed. As stated in the article, an afro itself is a style (teased), not the way hair actually grows out.

I don’t understand this question/comment. An afro is a natural style.

Yes, I was telling my bf that his nutrition must be on point. My by said, “Well, he’s vegan.” A vegan footballer?! Aghast, I ran to the Googles. “It’s true,” I exclaimed. I need more veggies.

The movement that is now ongoing started in the 2000s. In the eighties, black women embraced relaxers and jheri curls. In this millennium, black women have accepted their hair en masse.

*Pre-Poo: a treatment done BEFORE shampooing your hair to help aid against a shampoos tendency to strip your hair of its natural oils and moisture. Most apply their oil of choice, DIY conditioners- reg. conditioners, honey, or even hair masks