Not if he’s white tho. Maybe a little off.

Clover, we’re half sisters. My parents are Viola Davis and Samuel L. Jackson. From her i get my chocolatey complexion. From him, my alcoholic tendencies and my propensity to cuss a motherfucker out.

2016, you sick son of a bitch, GTFOH!

“My legs don’t look dirty, the water that spills on them doesn’t come off dirty, so my guess is that scrubbing them—unless you’re splattered in mud or something—is nothing but a waste of time and flexibility.”

I pretend to be deaf. I’m fluent in American sign language. #sorrynotsorry

Two things things:

While that may true, I’d think that if she knows he’s a pedophile, she’d ask for sole physical custody with no visitation.

Lots of folks aren’t ok with this news, but as an ex wife whose husband is still with the mistress, I say...

Epix.

Pedos don’t get visitation...generally speaking.

A mixture Dina Lohan and Ramona Singer.

Omg, I’m pretty sure I begged my mom to find and by that tricolored denim skirt.

How does one get to be over 40 and gave zero self awareness?

Kid Cudi has a very “who hurt you, boo?” vibe.

You know the world is a basket of deplorables when folks won’t give up their seat to a pregnant white woman who looks like that one woman from that one thing. Sad!

Click on the link and look at the comments. Someone copied and pasted the blind item. This is a shady ass couple.

*After reading that Amanda Seyfried/Thomas Sadoski blind item, I think this could be a very interesting wedding.

Is there a consensus on what plus sized is? I always aligned myself with plus size women, but recently found that some of my friends found that offensive. I’m a firm size 10 with large thighs and breasts. What’s the cutoff?

Yep. Flamboyant is code for either too gay or too black.

The Seahawks can miss me with any future “demonstrations.” It was demonstrably feckless.