Which is why her usage is even more baffling. She’s the one guilty of cooning or acting like a house negro. She has one of the worst cases of plantation Stockholm syndrome I’ve ever seen.

I totes read Louis Tomlinson has Lily Tomlin and thought, “She has a baby mama? At her age?!” Gist: Reading is fundamental.

Ikr!? This could only be more shocking to me if it were Blake Lively.

I really can’t with James, err uh, Jamie King. I hate when girls try so hard to be smart-hot or nerd-hot or the very worst, cool-with-the-dudes hot (a la Jennie McCarthy circa the nineties.

Oprah’s boo only gets 2 retweets. Now that’s savage.

Here’s the thing: Most of us are average as fuck. I don’t understand why some White folks believe that white mediocrity somehow trumps colored-folk mediocrity.

Considering he had to pay her a parity payment, those borelords must have Adam’s pockets looking obese.

Im’ma letchu finish, but I really thought these were the same not-so- extraordinary gentlemen. My bad.

This is one of the most basic of all “basic bitches” line ups I’ve ever seen.

Yes, solely #1.

Wait, that third Chris isn’t named James? Marsden? Goddammit!

Wait, that third Chris isn’t named James? Marsden? Goddammit!

As far as Australians go, the Hemsworths ain’t my type. Team Eric Bana all day. And he’s hilarious.

I read this while eating a burger with bacon and smoked gouda and I’ve never felt more superior.

I rarely turn down a lick o’ the pussy, but eww.

Just A Lil Thick-Trinidad James, Mystikal, Lil Dicky. Mystikal goes so hard and as a girl from the south who recently learned that I am no longer classified as thick, but rather merely “slim thick,” I long for the day for a man to look at me and think “She ain’t fat, she juicy."

I have never been so confused.

Who?!

Really? Are you really using a brush with wire bristles that are spaced far apart? Come on now!