WTF Jalopnik? Why the big smear campaign against Elon Musk? He’s an American success story, yet you relentlessly badmouth him. Why? He’s already come up with many innovative technologies, things that entire industries or even entire countries couldn’t match—and he’s beaten them badly, at that. What’s going on with…

Or just go to https://www.spacex.com/webcast  -- All of SpaceX’s launches are always webcast from that address.  When it doubt, just go to SpaceX.com and it will have a link to it.

I fell asleep listening to it.

No, I never watch Fox News.  Sorry, you’re way off.  I’m not a conservative.

So fucking stupid. All of it. Get over yourselves, people. If you have a penis, you are a he. If you have a vagina, you are a she. And if you are gay, bi, whatever, you still are your birth sex until you surgically change it.

Why all these articles on Islam? Why is Lifehacker cramming this religion down our throats? Why aren’t you, just to be “fair”, cramming Christianity, or Buddhism, or Catholicism downs our throats too? What gives? What’s with all this stupid propaganda?  
 

What is wrong with this sentence?
“...if you’re still nearby where you went to school the office you be a solid resource to check out” 
Right!  It’s so poorly written, it almost makes no sense!  Needs at least one comma, as well!

Oh for crying out loud.  Get off it.

And never tell them you love them, unless they say that to you first. Get permission before launching into that kind of deep subject! And don’t talk to them, unless they talk to you first. Show respect and show them dignity! Do not look at them directly in the eyes, because as adults, we might harm their developing…

Good thing I’m not a woman over 50!

Just stop worrying about it and lighten up.  You think too much!  Get a life, man.

Even better: I put my HD antenna on the back of the door to my room.  That way, all I have to do is open the door any of about 180 degrees and I will be able to tune in exactly the channels that are available.

Even better: I put my HD antenna on the back of the door to my room.  That way, all I have to do is open the door…

Dear Black Boys,

What does it matter that she’s a white woman?  Like, in the title of this article?  Isn’t that a little racist?

Hey—dummies at Gizmodo—check your links out to (at least) Google Play. They don’t work. You repeated the URL twice, and it goes to an error page.

You’re welcome.

It’s their company, they can do what they want! Stop it, with all the PC pressure for everyone and every thing to conform to your rules, to what you think reality should be like. If a company wants to do that sort of thing, great! Let them do it. But no! You want 100% conformity! Conformity that goes along with ONLY…

You fucking piece of shit racist.
YOU are the problem.

So fucking stupid... all of this. Why not just be strong but polite and and just say “No”...?

Yeah, fuck Kanye!

I hate Amy Schumer. Absolutely detest her.