Madeleine, please alter the transcript from ‘It was an extraordinary thing to be involved in—especially to have gotten the response that we did.’ to ‘It was an extraordinary thing to be involved in—especially to have got the response that we did.’

I’d have a better time getting behind that statement if it hadn’t been made by a paedophile.

Here’s hoping she does something about the Chocolate Kitchen (yes, you read that right) at Hampton Court Palace:

Not quite over yet. From the BBC article:

He’s a street cat, lived alongside his human for years in London, patiently sitting on the pavement or on his human’s shoulders as the human begged. He’s used to this. There are endless bits of footage of the cat on the streets, studios, places with loads of people, and he gives not one shit.

At least Henrys are still made in the UK (in Beaminster in Dorset). Dyson outsourced all his production form the UK to South East Asia years ago because £££££. Wanker.

Ironic, seeings as he outsourced most of the production of his products from Malmesbury in Wiltshire to South East Asia, causing huge local unemployment. Let’s not let any Johnny Foreigners in to the country to take our jobs, because I’m sending all the jobs abroad anyhow!

Ha! Looking at the time stamp of the Boy George tweet I know exactly who is was aiming that at - Marc Almond (singer out of Soft Cell, you know, Tainted Love) was on the box (BBC red button interactive programme on 80s music) last night being interviewed by Sara Cox and other half and I went ‘dear god!’ because he…

She has dual nationality. You can’t renounce your UK citizenship.

It’s a VER - SAYSE! *Throws French fries in air* *Has sex in a pool like a gazelle being eaten by a crocodile*

Um, without Russia the Allies would have been fucked. So, no.

Here is the best film called Operator ever:

But in this case, the quality of the painting was what told them who painted it. I saw the programme, and it was fascinating.

I raise you:

Thanks so much! Giving this a try on the weekend. Wish me luck!

James Norton? Do you mean Graham Norton (so would, but he he wouldn’t me cos he’s gay)? Surely you don’t mean James Corden? He may be many things, but hot he ain’t.

Oooh, recipe please! I can’t make it for toffee.

That bacon looks suspiciously like thin meh streaky rather than proper, lovely, British back bacon. I’m going with American too.

With the buttons on its shoulder, George’s ‘sharp little sweater’ is a Breton sweater. Not sure what kind of coded message that is sending? Trying to butter up the French Canadians?

Oooh, oooh, me, in the 60s and 70s. Blackgang Chine, Robin Hill, St Catherine’s Down, the tweeness of Godshill, red squirrel spotting at Firestone Copse .... Happy days.