Madeleine, please alter the transcript from ‘It was an extraordinary thing to be involved in—especially to have gotten the response that we did.’ to ‘It was an extraordinary thing to be involved in—especially to have got the response that we did.’

I’d have a better time getting behind that statement if it hadn’t been made by a paedophile.

So the Na’vi circumcise their boys. Who knew?

Here’s hoping she does something about the Chocolate Kitchen (yes, you read that right) at Hampton Court Palace:

Not quite over yet. From the BBC article:

He’s a street cat, lived alongside his human for years in London, patiently sitting on the pavement or on his human’s shoulders as the human begged. He’s used to this. There are endless bits of footage of the cat on the streets, studios, places with loads of people, and he gives not one shit.

It’s the word Native Hawaiians use about themselves, so no it isn’t.

Eve doesn’t like whitey’s vines ....

The bird in the photo is a swallow (=barn swallow to USAians), closely related to the swift.

At least Henrys are still made in the UK (in Beaminster in Dorset). Dyson outsourced all his production form the UK to South East Asia years ago because £££££. Wanker.

Ironic, seeings as he outsourced most of the production of his products from Malmesbury in Wiltshire to South East Asia, causing huge local unemployment. Let’s not let any Johnny Foreigners in to the country to take our jobs, because I’m sending all the jobs abroad anyhow!

He was talking to Mark Goodier, not Steve Wright. As in the picture caption: ‘Steve Wright in the Afternoon, Mark Goodier sits in’. That’s not Steve Wright on the left in the photo. I know that because Steve Wright looks like your kiddy fiddler uncle. Sorry Steve.

Hi James!

Ha! Looking at the time stamp of the Boy George tweet I know exactly who is was aiming that at - Marc Almond (singer out of Soft Cell, you know, Tainted Love) was on the box (BBC red button interactive programme on 80s music) last night being interviewed by Sara Cox and other half and I went ‘dear god!’ because he…

She has dual nationality. You can’t renounce your UK citizenship.

It’s a VER - SAYSE! *Throws French fries in air* *Has sex in a pool like a gazelle being eaten by a crocodile*

Oh fuck off.

Um, without Russia the Allies would have been fucked. So, no.

The thing is, Sir David Attenborough makes these programmes as well as narrates them. He comes up with the ideas, researches, writes them ... they’re his babies. So I take umbrage at anyone other than Sir David narrating them. (Sadly his gimpy hip means he can’t do as much filming as he used to).

Write him a letter and tell him that! I wrote him a letter and he replied - in his own hand, not even typewritten / dictated. The man is an International Treasure.