The “personal reasons” are that he is a spineless little shitweasel who doesn’t want to go through the embarrassment of getting primaried.

I like how you swiftly brush aside the multiple murders and other unknown crimes thing before moving on to the generic mea culpa of society failing Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Hernandez failed Aaron Hernandez. He failed as a human being, as a father, as a member of society. The world is a better place without him.

took me an embarrassingly long time

Didn’t vote for Trump, actively campaigned for Hillary, and am on Obamacare with subsidized payments. I’m sorry you see my health as collateral damage. The “who cares, it’s not me” mentality is what got us in this mess in the first place.

The only thing that has helped me get through the first 100 days. Also, I’ve started drinking wine at dinner.

Right. Our problem is that the Democrats—who are completely out of power but still have been busy slowing down confirmation hearings, fighting the AHCA repeal, literally showing up at airports to help travelers affected by the Muslim ban, actually meeting with constituents in town halls—aren’t able to force the media…

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

Sean Spicer just said in the daily press briefing that the WH never tried to do this. Which I’m sure is 100% true, just like everything else the WH says. /s

I believe his daughter if she says her father didn’t own a gun.

Speaking of making Trump mad, early voting starts today in GA-6. If you’re in East Cobb and Sandy Springs, go vote for Jon Ossoff! I can’t because I’m a mile outside the district, but my high school is — and last week I registered several of my seniors. Also, this tweet delighted me today:

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Don’t most people hiding from indictments go home to their mothers?

That’s a pretty great idea actually. Sue also loves getting questions wrong so she would fulfill that function nicely, and I feel like Alan is lost without having Stephen to bully him.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Not a fan of this headline. Yeah, the FBI needs to step up their game on threats made against women online, but that doesn’t mean this investigation happening wasn’t important precedent. Someone found a new way to harm someone through the internet, in a way people hadn’t really been considering before. Want to cause…

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

It’s like when it was forbidden to teach slaves to read: don’t want those kids reading the actual Constitution and getting ideas! We’ll just TELL you what it says.