Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Well, Obama did, because he exists. Obama’s mere existence as President inflamed racist white supremacist bigots and people with such leanings, who are an important Republican constituency.

No, best case scenario is that Pence was involved somehow, and we get Ryan (as per line of succession). I hate Ryan, mind you, but he seems significantly less unhinged than either Pence or Trump.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

I read the other day, not sure if it’s true, that she and Bill are going to attend the start of Tribute aka the Inauguration. I hope to Baby Jesus, Buddha, and Goddess Meryl that Hilary gets a standing ovation when she walks down the stairs at the Capitol. Or at least bigger cheers that Benedict Donald. Because…

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

I like this tweet too!

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

it turned out to be a payphone at a bar in Maine, and the guy was apparently a regular who’d get hammered every night and then call Senator Clinton’s office to rant violently at her.

Honestly, I am, too. However, we probably have a different outlook about the reason for the white flag than Corley. The man is a complete psycho.

His Wikipedia page paints him in just the most flattering light. Here are some highlights:

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Queen Elizabeth managed to get out of 2016 alive. She’s tough enough that she doesn’t need any help from God.

But honestly, was he treated badly?

I agree. It was a descriptive phrase. Not “that sorry, stupid, good for nothing white boy.”