Jeebus, when are these dumbass fuckers going to realize that freely available contraceptives is an amazing way to prevent abortions?

Plus the ladies don’t appreciate money like menfolk do. Apparently the money appreciating gene is in the Y-chromosome. It’s just science.

I’d also like to point out that there was a woman who won the popular vote for president of the United States by nearly 3 million votes despite liberal news sites like this one taking giant shits on her for over a year during the primaries.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

Is that like your Thundercats call? That you call out when Mom tells you to put away your toys and look for a job?

A small selection... I’m thinking the guy with the lights is the one in the green Borat outfit... those lights are the angelic compared to these photos. The cop girl with the bleeding knee is...

《Blackpool is a seaside town, presumably tranquil and without a whole lot to occupy the cops》

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

Hillary Clinton literally brought up Russia hacking the DNC during a debate where she and Donald were on the same stage. Now he’s trying to say that no one said anything until after he won?

I’m not sure about the GOP being done for. They gerrymander. They undermine democracy. They undermine voting rights. They purge voting rolls. They shut down the government regularly. Heck, it may be that they work with the Russians. Kind of seems like they own America at this point and I don’t really see (if they keep…

And if Michelle Obama had refused to live in the White House like Princess Melania is doing, the world would have exploded in 2008.

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

Wait, when did this kind of behavior become cute and delightful? Because nah, this shit isn’t cute and delightful. It doesn’t matter who does it - it’s childish.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

That fat, ugly mother who yelled at me should have been yelling at herself for raising such a loser son. If he was a winner he wouldn’t have been wounded. So unfair

And I will never get over this.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.