Well yeah, it’s only after Third Impact that things really get rekt.

This, and $13,000 for a 20 year old, 100k mile, turbo’d Corvette with methanol injection that was definitely used at some point is already crack pipe even without the unfixed damage.

I wake up next to the ass crack of Dawn every morning. And it's a fine crack at that.

Shrubs and trees do that. I was once driving home from a tequila appreciation society meeting and, swear to god, a freaking pine tree leapt out in front of me. It then tried to cover up its crime by dragging itself and my wrecked car back to the side of the road.

Be careful. They look like Mustang headlights.

Not with that attitude, maybe you need to broaden your whorizons? 

I’m sorry to hear that.

Them are some nice mirrors, its like I helped work on the prototypes or something

Protesting Czerka, you say? We would like to assist your efforts!

Ouch!  Your insult cut like a blade.

But this does raise an important question: is cauliflower the greatest vegetable of all time?

Sounds like a snooze-fest.

As opposed to the #1 chart buster by Cube T, Fuck the Killer - Police Cop.

20-40 in whichever gear is appropriate for the car would be a much better test.  Why pick an arbitrary gear for this?  

The cocks at Dick’s can get fucked.

It’s like a chain re-auction.

The more modern term would be ‘twat knot’

I’ll do it for 7$ and a firm hand job.

I was profoundly offended. Nobody would pay 250 for my entire body, no matter how well marbled, let alone just a pound of it. Plus we’ve got far more gristle. 

Wipe the bird shit off your smoker, man. What the fuck.