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I can't wait for Macron and Justin Trudeau meet; it will be the first political meeting to be broadcast on PornHub. *fans self at the thought*

The more roles like this he takes, the more he starts to look like the dollar store version of a Chris Hemsworth action figure.

Man, this is the second announcement like this Kevin Smith has had to make in a month. :( I caught Clerks on TV just a week or so ago and ended up on an IMDb wormhole, seeing what the cast had gone on to do. It surprised me that Lisa didn't have more credits to her name because she really did have a very cool and

He has a perplexed look on his face, and beside him, Dwayne Johnson dances with unbridled enthusiasm.

Ugh. Sophie's tweet… :(

Right? Especially for someone like Grande, who is the same age or not much older than many of her fans; they're as much peers as they are patrons. I can't imagine being in her position, any more than I can imagine the pain and terror of the physical victims and their families. It's awful and sickening for all

Same here. I'm frequently taken aback by how callously people can treat celebrities when something like terrible happens to/involving them, as if their money and status negate their humanity. This will haunt her, for sure.

Jackson calmly noping out of the inferno room like "I'll just come back later" was a laugh-out-loud moment for me.

Minnick was such a thinly drawn, nonsensical "big bad" character that even her firing didn't feel that cathartic to me. The woman should be in a psych ward or jail or the bottom of a well or in a rocket shot into the sun.

I hate this. I hate today. Can we please just do today over but keep the Roger Ailes bit? :(

Say Hello 2 Hell.

This was not the world I wanted to wake up to. :(

I slipped on ice this past winter, punched the sidewalk when I landed and tore one of my knuckles up pretty badly. It's healed now but still hurts when I bend it; watching Archie punching the river was terrible. I flinched and felt every single hit.

I thought this was dead for sure. Exciting!

Same here. The thing I missed most wasn't anything about the show, but reading the snarky comments on the reviews, and after a while, not even that. Free and clear!

Every moment I live is agony…

I often wonder how much time goes in to plumbing the depths of Twitter for that perfect, narrative-affirming tweet with 1 Like from the egg with porn-spam followers.

I'm honestly surprised he knows enough about how well-adjusted, empathetic humans behave to acknowledge that he shouldn't be laughing.

Firing her for such an innocent moment is unbelievable, considering this is the country that also gave us presenters having meltdowns over wearing similar outfits, others bitching about their "arsehole
husbands, and…whatever Karl Stefanovic is.

When you're Star Alliance, you can do anything!