"After our team looked for volunteers, one customer refused to leave the aircraft voluntarily and law enforcement was asked to come to the gate."

Thanks, I thought I was going crazy for a second there.

Ugh, Manny. "Don't flatter yourself", coming from a creepshow who has been defined in the past by his lust for members of his own family.

Several times lately I've thought that the US and Canada should just do a hostage exchange: We'll take all the reasonable liberal-minded people, and the US can have Alberta.

I've had people like this track me down on Facebook, only to unfriend me again some time later when, holy shit, we still have absolutely nothing in common.

Welp. TIL.

Sometimes I accidentally hit the Enter key on my remote a second time as the app loads, and suddenly I'm watching Degrassi The New Generation or whatever crap is in the spotlight. There needs to be an "I never asked for this" rating so it won't recommend or prompt me to continue watching my mistakes. :(

Fuck, that dude's hair makes me furious.

McDonald's is just so happy there's finally something out there worse for Americans than its meals.

Same here. I still watch the old episodes on re-runs and they still make me laugh after dozens of watches, but this season (and also most of last season) there's just been a real dearth of actual comedy for me. I honestly wish they'd just let it go so these actors can move on to something fresh—especially Ty Burrell…

The fight was intense and raw and uncomfortable to watch, and it's super impressive that they pulled it off in one take. Such good work from both Mandy and Milo on that scene.

It wasn't a strong episode, and it wasn't a strong finale, but goddamn if it wasn't worth it for Milo Ventimiglia in those pants.

Certainly not Dikachu.

Probably more like "Click" starring Adam Sandler.

The article I read about this this morning on The Guardian said that the app itself was so unsecure, anyone within Bluetooth range could take control of any nearby vibrator, which I think is the real story here.

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (CBC) 8:00pm: Murdoch enters the world of competitive roller-skating to investigate a death.

I usually hate it, but this time I'm happy, because it brought me one hour closer to Mass Effect Andromeda.

Same. So then, I had to look her up, and this is all the Buffy wikia has to say about her:

Next up: Dr. Luke subpeonas Dr Luke for tarnishing Dr Luke's reputation.

I love that, "You know, sometimes you die. It happens." could be a line straight from Buffy's repertoire.