And on his birthday? :(

Buffy is the reason that, to this day, I am still searching for the perfect oxblood leather coat. Hot Topic garbage will…certainly not be it.

So right! I stand corrected.

He even carefully arranged all those books on the table behind him to lend gravitas, like, "wow, this guy really reads!" and they ended up being comedy props.

I jumped ship to Masterchef Kids and couldn't be happier! Way fewer irrational, childish characters!

The kids getting wedged in the doorway as she tries desperately to yank them out. Jesus, lol.

Can confirm.

So not just any old casuals; the ever-desirable lazy, apathetic demographic!

It's awful! And everything is huge! And it's a gigantic pain in the ass just to favourite a song anymore! And every time I reload the page, it cranks the volume back up to max! I hate everything about it.

Good HandJob, Internet!

This is coming a day after a heinous update to the spotify web player also hit me, so between the two, I'm having a hard time believing that all web developers don't suffer from some sort of mandatory brain trauma.

At a glance I thought that said 'Hannibal'. Now I'm sad and angry at everything.

Same! Oh those halcyon days when I thought I was going to be something… lol

I imagine so, there just doesn't seem to have been any deal struck yet. Also, it's hard to say where it might end up because there's no real consistency when it comes to the Hulu programs that actually make it across the border. Like, Crave has streaming rights to a couple of Hulu shows (Casual, Shut Eye), but The…

Look, I'm sorry. When i said that I was going to make an effort this year to not spend so much time procrastinating, I couldn't have known The AV Club would facilitate my whim by making the site unbearable.

Now I have to read usernames as well?!

Most of the articles are only a paragraph long and the writers don't even read them to proof! What did we do to deserve this?!

"I'm so sorry to do this, but I didn't know it would be garbage." Tracee Ellis Ross is a treasure.

No, it isn't. It's just me: I'm entering that stage where I'm realising that people I had teenage crushes on are now pushing 60 and it's freaking me out because how the hell was that not like two years ago and oh my god life is a pointless cycle is that a grey hair Buffy is twenty years old WHAT IS HAPPENING.

These comments in tandem made me go look up his current age and I legitimately choked. FIFTY FOUR?!