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I fucking love that we live in a world where a 640 horsepower supercharged V8 in a midsize sedan is "completely reasonable."

holy high beltline batman!

Wouldn't you be angry and confused if you woke up and discovered you were a Prius?

It is literally ALWAYS the answer.

Actually I'd say those make him the only dude in this picture who is actually trying to look good (not that anyone cares whether he is or not, which is the point of this post). But yeah, pretty sure those are $200+ custom Air Max's. Kinda weird on a skinny white dude in a cardigan, but in the hip hop/sneaker head…

I think it applies to the general harmonic motion/speed wobble situation. Though I guess it's only really applied to cars as a Britishism.

Dear Mr. Saudi Arabian,

HUZZAH! The big black sex aid returns!

Oh no! Guys! The Iceman! He's melting!

Forbes' "defense writers" clearly don't spend enough time reading Foxtrot Alpha.

Plot twist, it isn't Volvo.

I'm now convinced that flocks of homicidal flying bricks roam the skies of Russia looking for poor unsuspecting windshields to murder.

Curb crawling ability. I assume that's a 10/10 but I'd like a confirmation.

That's the genius. It's not quite any car in particular, and yet somehow it manages to capture the essence of an entire generation of inexplicably lovable 4-wheeled mediocrity.

*reading pace notes* "We've got a bit of a puncture" *continues reading pace notes*

While they're at it why ban financial institutions as sponsors?

Range Rover! It's attractive, comfortable, and very capable off road. An older one just out of style/lease won't even have the air of snobbery.

1: Legally change your last name to Pontiac

This explains so much. He's dumped her ass (pun intended) for a GTR.