She’s one of the good ones.

Can someone tell me in 5 sentences or less how Candace Owens got a platform?  I mean I could google it but that would mean I am giving her space in my head.  If someone knows off the top of their head, please inform me.  

The article is about being spat on. I would love to see the stats on disease transmission through...what would the term be...”ground spit”?

Right? So what if he didn’t stand for the anthem of a country that he feels doesn’t respect him or those that look like him? How else would you create change in the world without a brave man like Mike Pence, who literally saved the world from nuclear annihilation with a look, taking a knee for things he believes in?

Hello mother. Last time I checked, the games are in SK.

No, he also has obsequious adoring gaze.

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

“Try harder.” That’s what he said. 

<Not funny Mike Pence gay penis joke>

Fuck that literal mother fucker

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

Because getting excited over dumb BS like this doesn’t actually accomplish anything.

Ironically, he tried to shame Clinton just for peeing - not even on someone!

fave joke thus far:

Oh piss off.

Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.

.... the Aristocrats!

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