During his $250 million fraud trial on Monday, Trump repeatedly insulted the judge, called the trial “a political witch hunt,” and kept rambling on about fraud.

Roy or Al Franken!

Comedian: What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Comedian: A vigilANTe!

Well, if that were the headline, instead of “OMG, Muslim comedian fictionalized oppression stories,” maybe people would take this more seriously.

He’s from Sacramento!

Concessions are still full price. That’s where exhibitors make their money. For the distributors, it’s a loss leader to get people back into going to the theater.

Have you considered the possibility that he is not very smart?

He doesn’t own it. He famously stopped paying the rent.

Ask Philly how that kind of thing works out.

People of Walmart [dot com]

The Yeezy effect

Just put them on the fridge with magnets. Unless you have one of those fancy fridges with a screen and internet access, in which case you can code a Twitter bot to feed this information to your fridge.

My shelves are pretty easy to take out. The most labor-intensive part of cleaning my fridge is removing the food first. That’s why I never do it lol.

B-Real has publicly stated that it would be easy to Just Kill a Man, therefore, B-Real is, by definition, not safe.

This just in: random people on Twitter are idiots and post stupid sh!t.

LOL.

What if your neighbor is Ed Gein?

RTFA (as well as a few others of these) did not originate on Reddit. It was around long before reddit, and actually started life as RTFM, the M standing for manual.

List also needs more Sound of Philly: Trammps (drummer Earl Young invented the 4-on-the-floor disco beat), and some Arthur Russell just for fun.