So then bill them the $200 entry fee. Problem solved.

Oh God forbid he accepted a 50 cent piece of fucking plastic. Nevermind that the BAA literally dumps out thousands of them every year (because they obviously make plenty of extras). The humanity of it all. Totally worthy of an article on deadspin.

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

if anything I like these people, but that's probably because of my distrust of marathon runners and my hatred of the city of Boston.

If I hear the word "ratchet" inappropriately used one more time I may throw something.

how else can they feel morally superior to other whites?

Basic Britches

Is this "Stuff That White People Ruined" going to be an ongoing topic, because seriously, they've ruined a lot of shit. I'd hate to just stop the conversation at the word "basic".

Objecting to cultural appropriation =/= "being shitty" to white people. Surprised a "native american" wouldn't know that.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!

Kreashawn had a baby. Sounds like that #basicbitch should have got a dog #realbitch.

I saw the title 'stuff white people are ruining' and pretty much yelled 'EVERYTHING'.

I love Patrick Warburton so much.

Thank you for that reply. You typed a hyphen instead of a dash. Therefore, I must not take your reply seriously.

One of these days you should ask your doctor to show you your medical chart. My experience is most doctors can't write beyond a high school level—which is fine, they are looking at my body not my essay.

Never mind the other failings in your scenario - where in the world will they get 2.2 million detent springs overnight?

The Mother was a dream the whole time.

? the lady is getting old, she's probably 10 yrs older than you and still looks better