All sitcoms with laugh tracks are LAME. End of story.

He basically told the story so that his kids would know their mom wasn't the love of his life. That's some messed up shit.

Yup yup yup, I feel like this is what a lot of people who think being bi isn't a "real" thing think it is. Or that if I sleep with a woman, it's not cheating on a man. "Let her have her fun, she'll be back, women NEED men."

I agree. Her comments here sound way more like she's interested in using another female for her own sexual fantasies, not actually being attracted to other women as human beings (sexuality as a part of then, but not all of them). I'd be totally fine if she said something along the lines of "I think of sexuality as a…

I'm significantly less enthused about Miranda Kerr's desire to "explore" with us, while still really only having sex with men. It doesn't come off as some radical embracing of sexual fluidity, or like she's really even coming out as a Kinsey-1-bi. Straight women using us as accessories isn't liberating, it's…

I'd first suggest a really good sports bra — Moving Comfort makes some great ones. If that doesn't work for you, the arms and legs parts of the jumping jack don't actually need to go together! You will get great benefit if you do the "legs part" even with your arms both crossed over your chest, and the "arms part"…

Does anyone know an alternative to jumping jacks. Due to my body type jumping jacks are terrible but I would really like something equivalent. In the past when I have had to do them I either modified them so I didn't actually jump, or when I was jumping I only waved one arm and used the other to hold my chest still. I…

"if you know you're pregnant, you won't drink."

I worked in Arizona and spent a lot of time at the legislature, and all of the really, really dumb ones could be spotted before they even opened their mouth. They just had that "look" in their eyes, like their brains were constantly churning with paranoid hysteria, to the point where they couldn't focus on what was…

All great points. But really, isn't LIFE just dangerous, full stop, especially for women who are so dumb as to need constantly policing by the government? I mean, you could be hit by a bus walking down the middle of the street, drown in the shower from all that mouth-breathing... Truly, the only solution is for every…

That's what I was thinking (that a drink here and there will not cause FAS). Don't you have to be drinking pretty heavily through your pregnancy to cause it? And in that case, isn't the problem alcoholism and not having a glass of wine here and there? I highly doubt a postive pregnancy test will dissuade many…

That's insane. My friend had a barista refuse to serve her coffee because she was pregnant.

Basically, women should just be forced to take regularly-scheduled pregnancy tests before our male protectors will sign off on our ability to leave the house. Because we wouldn't want to endanger the children by, you know, existing autonomously in the world.

I was going to say, that's illegal as shit, so I'm glad the one bartender got fired.

Why stop there? We should probably give pregnancy tests for women who do many dangerous things:

Or the women who just miscarried, but could still test positive on a pregnancy test, and just need a fucking drink.

What about pregnant women who are just steeling their nerves before going for an abortion?

Baby-Hating Drunk Sluts is going to be my new band name.

Also, I initially wrote "srunk duts".

....am I drunk right now?

So wait, he wants STATE-FUNDED PREGNANCY TESTS AT BARS but opposes government-funded birth control?!

Around here at least, a few bartenders refuse to serve pregnant women. I needed to walk around a lot during my last few months of pregnancy and would often offer to go to the bar and pick up the drinks when we were out just as an excuse to get up for a second. I got told by a few different bartenders they wouldn't…