All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

I love Niecy Nash and will watch anything with her in it. That’s all I came to say.

LOSING IS WINNING

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Javale McGee pwning the Wizards’ face - forever.

My doomsday prep involves hoping I’m taken out in the first wave. I’m not an unhappy person, but there’s nothing about my life that would make me desperate to cling to it in an actual apocalypse. The chick in the first season of The Walking Dead who let herself be blown up? That would so be me.

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

After getting his face bloodied, Wilson just floated off to oblivion.

Somebody will take a chance on Hammon because the Spurs tree has been a fertile source of head coaches and Popovich assistants have had better success than disciples of the other great coaches in sports. If she does well, you’ll see a lot more women as assistants and eventually a couple of more head coaches.

Given that exploring Samurai World is a possibility, pretty please GRANT US THE BLESSINGS OF KEN WATANABE, JOHN CHO AND DANIEL DAE-KIM ON TV ALL AT ONCE.

I keep readingit as Freedom Cactus, and I’m picturing a cactus draped in an American flag.

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

No judgement, but I think I might be too old. No more new people. My brain’s full up.

I’m having a hard time digesting all the glee at the idea of Sears and Kmart closing. I keep thinking of the people that work there and clearly need their jobs. And when I want to buy major appliances and mattresses I go to Sears. Sure, I can go to other places, but what about all those people who will be…

That not a man, its a chicken boo

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Washington practice facility

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

I too follow in Her light. (But not enough to watch Nashville. Hopefully her next project will be less annoying.)

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.