Can I have my own shade of blue? Because proles also need this kind of recognition.

I'm pretty sure it's white and gold.

Given his gravitational field, this could become a reality.

Ew.

This is less interesting as 'the latest thing to come out of Trump's mouth' than it is as a demonstration of pressure applied. Who is Trump listening to that would insist on his saying this, and have sufficient pull to ensure he did? Mattis? Graham? I'm trying to identify the last bits of sanity in this…

I saw part of Inception this past weekend on the TV, and was annoyed again by DiCaprio's wizened preadolescent appearance. But there was no frozen snot, so I suppose I should just count my blessings.

Rectangular, flat, with a knob.

Somehow this seems less important this week than it did before.

You've never paid attention to how fast a SWAT team mobilizes, have you? They could have gotten plenty of cops there very quickly had anyone wanted to.

Hint: no member of group x speaks for all members of group x. And unless someone makes an explicit claim to the contrary, you shouldn't assume that's what s/he is trying to do.

Women evidently constitute some kind of hive-mind. Which may come as an ironic shock to every all-male group ever (Catholic church hierarchy, the people around Sandusky, various police forces throughout history, etc.) that functioned exactly like a hive-mind for years on end when it came to protecting their own.

It's just like Dungeons and Dragons. Get started with hacking and it's a straight line to satanism and insanity.

I'm going full Purge if there's an apocalypse. My particular target will be Paul Ryan.

Count your blessings. It could have been Harris or Dawkins instead.

I hope you were beating them about the head and shoulders with the PA system, rather than just talking on it. Grown men know better.

Huh? [allusion missed]

Does Wiseau always look like he's trying to bite through bamboo?

"Someone else wins CleganeBowl."

And standing in front of American flags, and holding Bibles. This is very important.

I've been wondering how many people who are outraged by this incident were similarly outraged when Kathy Griffin lost work over that photo. My guess: 0.