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This guy gets it.

Me neither. I've already forgotten his name.

Oh, I have seen him. What is seen cannot be unseen.

Har har har.

Fool continues to say foolish things, film at 11.

So when Millennials call in sick at work, are we to understand that they're out on their BMX bike?

The camera, it does not love him, why would he do this?

So it wasn't like a 'sick burn,' then. Got it.

The head-mushing did it.

Well there goes your sandwich.

They have?

Did Alexa spit it into your lap or what?

Non-Lethal Weapon starring geriatric Mel Gibson. He shouts at clouds for two hours.

Another word that has been ruined by Millennials. I don't even know what it's supposed to mean anymore.

Er, no. It had more to do with the fact that the entire movie was a male power fantasy, and wasn't even good by the very low standards one has to apply to those. Also, the Vat-Grown Blue Guy we were supposed to be rooting for was a terrible tactician and no one should have listened to anything he said.

The Nice Guys was pretty good.

I crapped my pants over Avatar for very specific reasons.

Duracell batteries, duh.

Unfortunately I did. I didn't think it was cool, just kind of gross.

That headline seems like a pretty good descriptor of Ryan Gosling's movie career. I still don't understand the love for Drive. I thought it was horrible.