Hey, I live in one of those parts of the country, and used to work for the local non-profit that does that sort of work here. Don't cry, get angry!

This morning I looked in the fridge for the laundry detergent.

And does he talk like that at shul? Seriously, I would go to great pains to avoid sitting anywhere close to that guy on Saturday morning.

It's the sea in which they have always swum. It's hard to teach fish to be leery of water.

That sounds like a really bad computer game or, alternatively, what we all experience on a daily basis in the Age of Trump.

It's his covfefe moment.

Yea, that's quite a joke for a Jewish guy to be making. Yeesh.

I am not an expert on the Kurdish situation. As an interested layperson, though, I recognize an obvious big difference here: the Zionist settlers were pushing out the indigenous population of Palestinians, sometimes by means of wholesale massacre; the Kurds, in contrast, *are* the indigenous population. Churchill's…

I suppose we have different tastes in magical systems. When magic can do things like make winter last for decades, using whatever method, I would characterize it as overkill. YMMV.

It can't be right because that chicken is much too attractive.

You killed the mood but saved a life. Worth it.

What color is your aura? You're looking kind of purplish to me, but I've been wrong before.

If magic can alter a planet's rotation or tilt or whatever, I would be inclined to think the magical system in use is a mite overpowered. He might want to tone it down.

Gene Hackman? I already dislike him so he'd be a good fit for Trump.

Manamurderholes.

Do they have rules for getting around in there, or are people constantly bouncing off one another?

They have screens! Oh, right.

I think most mysterious deaths on submarines can be attributed to flatulence.

I always wondered what that was. Now I know, and I never had to look at it!

I suspect Funko porgs are already floating around out there.