And throw Frodo into the lava. Please.

Hey, yea, why wasn't that entrance clogged with cooled lava flows?

So they needed a robot to take it to the mountain.

Is it possible to throttle someone through the internet? Asking for a friend.

What's the difference between a magic sun and a regular sun?

Someone should mention the two suns, then. Does no one look up in this fantasy world?

That's a terrible answer!

But why would you want to kill millions of people with a prolonged winter season?

Where does the nudity come in? I don't think this is Martin's work at all.

I'm not sure the physics of Radagast's sled check out, either.

And the orcs look funny. And there is no discernible economic activity going on anywhere.

Is there someone who can tell us how the Game of Thrones world can have winters lasting decades? Because that doesn't make sense to me unless the world is tumbling in its orbit, in which case cold weather would probably be the least of your worries.

The spatial gibberish that results from Jerusalem-centered maps is truly awesome.

I intend for him to die as he lived: on my lap.

DUN

After all that, he'd have a whole new set of complaints.

My current least favorite catchphrase is "sending a message." Send a message by writing and sending a message, nitwit, not by blowing something up.

Jeezus turned into Darth Vader so slowly I hadn't noticed.

Oh god, and there's some kind of chocolate commercial playing in my right sidebar. Signing off.

Now you've made me think of Ted Nugent and his little draft board-related problem. Thanks.