If he'd peed on a cop, it would be a felony. Make it happen, criminal justice system.

This does make me feel better.

For certain values of the term 'successful.'

One of my cats, Miles, is dying of kidney disease/hypertension. He's always been my lap cat, and I swear sometimes the way he would look at me convinced me that he could read my mind. He's already lost sight in his left eye and the other will go soon. He's doing his best. It's breaking my heart.

I stopped watching the news before bed a couple of months ago. It helped!

From the first time I heard the term right up until today, 'corporate culture' conjures up visions of a petri dish.

There is always such a dingus.

I don't disagree with what you're saying. My point pertained to the mathematics of the situation and wasn't meant to be a commentary on anyone's morality or intelligence.

You don't sound like a troll to me, for what it's worth. Broccoli can be cranky. Don't take any of us too seriously.

You're not wrong, but don't stop there.

There's a reason that the Democratic Socialist Party has seen a recent upsurge in membership. The Democratic Party abandoned whatever claim it had to populism quite a while ago, and people are catching on. I blame people for voting for Trump, but I don't blame people for *not* voting for Clinton.

Wait, I thought excusing assholes and blaming innocent people for the outcome of the last election was just how the topic is handled around here. When did that change?

'Useful' comments? They don't understand us here.

Does time work differently in Kinja?

I suppose it comes down to intent. If they're trying to blackmail people and further chip away at people's privacy, that's one thing. If someone hacked and leaked Trump's tax returns, though, I'd congratulate them on a job well done.

Well, none, which is why I characterized this particular hack/leak as 'asinine.'

I also use 'hoist with his own petard,' again because of my advanced age.

We'll probably get it.

I still use that phrase from time to time, because when I was growing up people used it and no one seemed to associate it with sex back then. The modern age is very dirty-minded.

What, you didn't think the sinking of the Titanic needed to be spiced up with footage of a posh douchebag running through the ship shooting at people?