To be followed by a trip to the "pat down bathroom."

Eh, she'll do it out of principle.

The obvious candidate is Wonder Woman. I wouldn't trust Batman or Superman with the job, since they have turned into wankers of late.

Are you new there? Because you didn't get a very good office.

Crapping in a hole actually makes the process easier.

The Unsullied? Yea, that's right. And Varys, dammit.

You're a liar and I'm going to turn you over to the Lannisters.

Just the one guy, and he always appeared surly even before that happened. Unless he was having sex with someone, which event made it to the screen far too often.

I have not looked at that, and I am not going to look at that. Standards.

Everyone looks constipated.

"then we’ll have a murder mystery over there"

Because you don't own a pet and refrained from glancing into the toilet?

Sure, friendo.

This will only be acceptable if, upon completing the maze, a facehugger jumps out of the computer screen at you.

Alas, sparkly baubles can do nothing to counteract genetics.

I like to gawp at pretty people because I'm shallow. And did you just equate the British royal family with attractive people?

Parading around the neighborhood in a speedo, of course.

The mystery of low sperm counts throughout the Western world has just been solved. Thanks, fake ice cream.

Do you have something against 'the meats'?

I don't care for this show.