Sorry, no. It’s entirely possible that there were multiple women involved. Especially if this was an alternative cover done on a short deadline or something. It SHOULD have been caught way early on, and it never, ever should have made it to print, but when the headline is about women and the thing is bright pink,…

Nah. I’m a woman and a graphic designer, and I’ve made this exact error before (granted, I was just working with icons that were easily switched out, thankfully, instead of a full-blown illustration like this, which is a lot harder to change). You can easily lose all perspective when you work closely on something like…

HOLY SHIT BALLS.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bright idea to use their phone to turn the water in my shower ice cold. That will be the day that I commit murder.

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

Are you in my house?

Flight to DC is booked, housing is arranged. I’ve never been to a protest before and I generally avoid crowds, but....Trump ran on a platform of misogyny and racism, and he WON. He’s putting together a cabinet that is incompetent at best, completely corrupt at worst. Protest is necessary.

ill be there!

Mrs. Funk will be there, and we’ve already explained to the three little Funklets why it’s so important for mommy to go away later this month. She’s doing this for them, more than anything, because if we don’t start setting a better example for future generations we’re more doomed than we already are.

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

I really really really fucking really really really want to go to this wedding. There should probably be a “tiny house” involved too, don’t you think?

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Who remembers this one:

Why can’t we have an egg and spoon race instead? Is it because his little hands can’t hold a teaspoon?

You act like the rules of the game are the same as before. We tried taking the “high road” for pretty much all of the Obama era and those on the right just laughed and walked all over us. We proved nothing because they don’t give a shit about the “optics” of appearing civil. They care about power and will do…

Jesus all the shrinking violets in here worried about the breach of decorum. Ivanka wasn’t too worried about upsetting anyone’s kids when her and her dad were busy driving this country straight into the ground, but heaven forfend anyone be rude to her about it.

I think there was a smarter way to do this. I also think that you should accept the consequences for doing so. I mean, the smartest way would be to say something a bit more concise and then declare that there will be no need to throw you off the flight because you’d rather not get home for the holidays that fly on…