BINGOOOOOOO

I would’ve thought he’d at least study up on the exact laws and statutes that allow him to imprison Wall Street execs and break up their banks.

Ok, but... If somehow Bernie became the president of the United States, his policies WOULD move center out of necessity, or he would be a horribly ineffectual and pointless president who alienates most of his constituents.

Yeah she was like “I won’t call it a rape” but didn’t exactly provide an alternative story.

Plus holy shit does it come with furniture and linens? I mean, that’s pretty huge. The hardest part about “getting settled” is having to furnish a place and get all the odds and ends.

I DISAGREE

Please elaborate!

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#notallmen

THANK YOU why does nobody understand this????

I would even argue that even if you are in a solidly blue state, you shouldn’t throw away your vote on a fringe party. Those states are only solidly blue because democrats actually vote! Look what happened in the Michigan primary - polls had Hillary up by huge margins and then she lost. I think I read on 538 that exit…

Noooooo! That’s not how it works!

I’m sorry. That sounds hard.

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THE FIRST DEBATE BETWEEN THEM

There was a dude from Florida on a Gawker thread who was like “I’m gonna write in a green party candidate if Hillary gets the nom” and I was like “PLEASE, as someone with a uterus, PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.” It’s... so dumb.

America needs you to make that into a meme of sorts, something we can share “virally”

why were the 80's so fucking creepy???

they are definitely killing people

And it’s fucking terrible. I decided to read the trilogy a few summers ago and still haven’t forgiven myself.

It also condones stalking and generally possessive behavior towards women.