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Some random commenter on a post from yesterday is still telling me today that I don’t belong here commenting on the AV Club and should be posting on Jezebel instead (nevermind that I’ve been posting on the AVC for years and he’s just some random kinja derp), and I kinda think he’s just enamored with my penis. Thoughts?

I thought you were joking.......................nope those are cartoon prince’s dicks.

More importantly, does the person playing the carpet match the person playing the drapes?

Hey AV Club,

Who’s playing the carpet?

So I can give you my experience of a precocious King reader, I’d definitely check with a librarian or YA expert (we used to have quite a few around here) for more expert opinion, especially on appropriateness.

To be honest, I never wanted a masterpiece; if I wanted that, I have the novel right on my shelf. I wanted something that was fun and violent and intense, more of a horrific fantasy film than a slow building creepfest, a new film for the Halloween marathon rotation. It seems I got exactly what I wanted.

I’d watch it.

Clint to star in the Lobot origin story!

And Clint will be his Warwick Davis.

Damn, directing Star Wars is a tougher gig than drumming for Spinal Tap.

Here today, gone Trevorrow.

Todd must have the weirdest IMDB page. Appeared in a commercial, then right to curating snacks with Quentin Tarantulino, followed by working on HSACWDTKDTKTLFO.

Visited my parents, had some nice food, possibly about to get slammed by the hell-typhoon (though the revised paths look like it may miss us).

Watched Kingsman thanks to a Kinja deal. Good movie.

“Hey Dad, let’s have a talk ...” NPH as HWJIII.

Fucking cowards. Every single person in this administration is a coward. They get off on lobbing grenades and watching the rest of us deal with the outcome. Fuck Trump. Fuck you, Sessions, you racist shitstain. Fuck everyone working for this administration. Fuck every single person who voted for Trump. Fuck the

BUTTERY MALES!

I hate this shit.