One of the things I love about this film is Fogel’s reaction when he walks in to the liquor store and the first thing he sees is the “You Must be 21 to purchase alcohol” and feels that everyone is watching him, but at the end of the day no one gives a fuck but when you are that age, damn you feel everyone’s eyes on…

So the Times outsourcing their op-ed section to various cranks is lazy journalism but simply re-posting a bunch of vaguely-clever Twitter rejoinders is not?

Hamill’s one of those people who just becomes a different kind of hot as he gets older.

shrug, he wore all black in RoJ when he did hang our with Ewoks...

Before Kinja the comment section would already be chock full of lively discussion from people way smarter than me. Now I have to live with my own stupid thoughts...

Their headquarters is a giant Darth Vader helmet located in a New Jersey swamp.

They put that 1/3rd cut to the disaster relief budget in BEFORE Harvey! They’re taking it out now. Who could have guessed another disaster would ever happen in America?

Texas will also be taking up Mexico’s offer to assist with Hurricane Harvey. There is also talk that Republicans are considering cutting disaster relief programs by $1 billion to pay for the wall. Hey, you very rarely get an opportunity to be that evil, might as well take it.

Politics Corner - DACA edition. Well-sourced rumblings suggest that Trump is gearing up to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals act, because of course he is. This targets the DREAMERs, who were brought to America as children, many of whom remember no other home. This allows these Americans to seek…

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s face, I punch a 5 pound bag of flour

It’s like Netflix’s ‘The Defenders’ of right-wing arseholes. Here’s hoping Elektra shows up and decapitates the whole bunch.

Hey, look, it’s Satan’s street team!

Where’s Kirk Cameron? Don’t tell me he was left behind again.

A log divoted at both ends?

Less spears, more falling into pits.

But instead of killing each other they spread vicious rumors and fat-shame the big girl.

I seriously hope that they steer into the skid of gender stereotypes. Since the boys devolved into savage brutes immediately upon losing the tempering influence of civilized society, I want these girls to revert to primal, unbridled nurturance. They will brutalize each other with their care and empathy! Not a single…

Finally, someone debunks the insidious stereotype that girls are less brutally savage than boys. Girl power!