what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

YES. DIDN'T HE REMOVE THE HAIR FROM THE TWEEZERS BEFORE PULLING SOME MORE OUT. That is bad form.

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

Funny how most people in this thread assume this guy is being reasonable and honest because it is not beyond the realm of possibilities that a guy that has the audacity to proposition "females only!" for a BLOW JOB for a CAR RIDE, may in fact want more at some point during that long ass trip. This is creepy because…

Yeah, if he said straight up that he'd always wanted to get head in a car, and that, in exchange for it, he'd drive the helpful gal anywhere she wanted within a certain radius, then it'd seem less creepy. Calling it a "free ride", when it most surely not, just makes it seem needlessly squirrely.

Wanting oral sex != advertising for oral sex from a white, non-professional stranger in the guise of offering a ride.

I am getting red flags from this guy. The fact that he said I will give a "free ride" in exchange for a sexual act tells me he's in denial that it's not free, it's prostitution. Just because the currency isn't money in return doesn't change that. Also just because he's Caucasian and states that he's not a creep we all…

I think we might disagree here. To use an extreme example if someone came up to you and said "Hey, want to go back to my parent's basement where I can fuck you while they watch and critique my peformance" then that would be creepy despite their honesty.

Our standards are so fucking low, aren't they?

So, not exactly free then?

I'm not a creep, by the way.

You don't find them funny or witty because you aren't the target demographic. Dad jokes are—and always have been—funny only to the dad who tells them. Whether he knows it or not, this man's target audience is literally just himself. And he's killing it with that audience.

It is a disruption. It is very rude to telegraph your contempt for the rest of the company like that. If culturally you have to go, then culturally consider everyone's feelings. Maybe you dont like people because they dont like you and who can blame them?

My parents punished me for every damn little thing (accidentally breaking a vase, leaving my backpack in the living room, getting a B) and now I'm an adult who lives with the ever present feeling that I'm about to be in trouble for something. I'm fucking 30 years old. So, not the OP, but I don't think I'm a better…

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

Making your kid watch as you return a gift you bought them? Returning it, good idea. Making them watch? Awful. what's the point, other than to make them feel terrible? If you return it without them watching, they'll still have the punishment- they no longer have the toy. If you make them watch, you don't want them to…

It's the going out of their way to inflict cruelty and public humiliation that offends people. It isn't enough to tell the kid it's going back for whatever he did; he has to be dragged out into public and have a complete stranger told the situation that bothers.

I don't know, probably some kind of parenting where you're effective without being cruel to your children.

As a hypothyroid person, let me just say, THIS. If one more person explains calories in/calories out to me, I'll scream. Before I was treated, I gained weight while eating 900 calories a day. It's just not that easy for some of us.

Awesome, THIS person.