At any given point in time, there really ought to be a car named “Marauder” for sale.

You could just put in a handrail.

I love keeping up appearances.

Or, you know, wear sunglasses.

I like minivans.

Hey Lazer lips...Your Mother was a weak ass snow blower.

I'd like to use it as a darkroom to develop photos.

Surely you kidde!

Or if in Quebec, Crepe tonne.

It's metric, and so it's a craptonne.

It can be any Lada at all, though the older the better, I think. The ideal day would be January 22nd. I know this is a long shot, but what the hell. Oh, and it doesn't have to be just a Lada— I'm open to anything weird.

This is rough but all ideas start somewhere.

Sorry. My bad.

not shown, no traffic in front of the westy...only behind it.

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

This is all I can see

What a motard

"The New Toyota Prius V" - A personification.

Leave me out of this, even I couldn't figure out who would buy this car.