This is why washing machine enthusiasts shouldn't wrench on their cars.

Last person who tried died of dysentery.

He was immediately pulled over and cited for:

The 1975 Chrysler Cordoba, had more thickly-cushioned luxury of seats in rich Corinthian leather, than any other car ever produced, and to this day holds the record for most seats made of rich Corinthian leather. The record will probably never be beaten.

Same old Pentastar, you mean the one with 305 horsepower (Ram) that was new in 2011?

Or just don't drink alcohol. Why start out every new year feeling like the bottom of a bird cage?