B-21 Taco Bell: Diarrhea by Noon

Atomic Wedgie

“Matchbox Biscuits” would be an excellent name for a rock band.

I believe every word that man just said, because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear.

(re: the video)

I’m about to take my 2006 Kia Sedona to the dealer to replace the timing chain tensioner (it’s a well known issue).

I found mine under a tree. A 1963 Lincoln Continental. Twas a good year.

No, Bad Lip Reading.

:-(

I just sold my 2003 Maxima SE. Bought a Miata instead. I’ll probably buy a G35/G37 instead of another Maxima. The end.

How’s the turning circle?

I would push "DORK" button beneath it.

An anti-bucket list is still a list...

7. Infiniti STD

boop

Boss: ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY!!!

The Camero launched a boat. It's a boat trailer, not a Uhaul.

Teeth? Really?

What's the slowest you've driven it?