Like, I thought she was hot back when, but I also felt dirty about it because she’s a Republican.

I had no idea that my eyeballs have been in a conspiracy with the Sanders campaign since at least 2006.

Meghan McCain was my conservative crush like 10, 15 years ago (whenever the hell it was she wrote her book). Now I just feel dirty about it.

What a fucking joke. I watched him collude with Russia on live fucking TV. He knew. Anyone with half a brain knows, the only people ignoring it are the ones with the ethical concerns of earthworms.

I put in my application for the Florida Bar last month, and I can’t tell you just how excited I am to become part of an organization that might disbar Gaetz.

Ironically, the white nationalists there have started using Confederate symbols as substitutions for Nazi symbols.

I don’t agree with such a ban though. That’s a rabbit hole I don’t want to go down.

Texas wasn’t part of the first batch of Confederate states, but it joined a month later in March 1861.

AOC is 29 years old; she’s constitutionally barred from being a presidential candidate in 2020.

Turtles have a cloaca.

This sudden realization could be the key to convincing the GOP to begin impeachment proceedings!

They simultaneously believe that every other country has stiffer immigration laws than we do AND is simultaneously being destroyed by their liberal open border laws. Are you surprised by the lack of cognitive thinking?

Even if the Board does certify the results, I see no reason that the House would seat Harris. There’s more than enough evidence of fraud, and they can easily blame the Board’s Republican members for forcing their hand. The House is the ultimate arbiter of elections.

If you’re going to be wrong, could you not be so fucking confident in your stupidity?

Except, they’ve already started the process of obtaining his tax returns. You do realize they’re protected by a hostile administration, right? They can’t just cross the street and stick them on the copier.

Peoples’ sexual orientation is not a punchline. Be better.

Our agenda is NOT a partisan agenda – it is the mainstream, common sense agenda of the American People.

The Democrats are so self righteous and ANGRY! Loosen up and have some fun. The Country is doing well!

That’s because it’s not kidnapping. Their actions meet the international definition of genocide.

Obama is way too high-class to touch that piece of white trash.