Honestly, if I had to survive on nothing but twinkies after the apocalypse, I’d probably find the nearest killbot and call its mother a toaster.

I guess they couldn’t find a new way to promise that Fallout 76 is finally gonna be kinda sorta maybe interesting if you’re into that and have low standards at some point in the future.

I just about threw a party when I found my first coelacanth. Then I fished up 3 more and now I have one in my house as a pet, right next to my probably terrified goldfish.

I actually kept most of them in my house...which of course meant there was nothing but cages and a bed, but whatever. I was just about to run out of space when the museum finally opened.

What’s wrong with pears, you absolute heathen?

I mean...even if you wanna call it satire, that’s just utterly devoid of humor. I don’t think it’s really something she should have been suspended over, though.

Oh look, proof that most CoD players would blow their own nuts off the moment they were handed a firearm.

Honestly, I’m very split on this. Midgar only existed to get crushed in the original and the avalanche members only really existed to die tragically. Expanding on that could lead to a better story.

“I’m using Bud light clamato.”

Get help, dude.

I mean, unless they take it offline, give it a story mode and turn down the grind by a lot in this reinvention, I think I’ll continue to pass on it.

Maybe if the simulation was made by EA.

This is less heartwarming reunion and more horrifying illusion, honestly.

I’m not even sure what the offense was here. Dating the maid? Quitting without notice? Both?

This feels like the version you’d get if Hideo Kojima was given creative control.

I’m sure that’s a huge relief for the 25 people with VR Sets that will end up playing it.

Ah, that’s...really disappointing. I fully expected it to be an anime rehash, but I was at least hoping for a kinda fun RPG. Glad I didn’t preorder it, I suppose.

Eh, are we pretending that’s a bad thing?

This seems...Meh. Cool in parts, massively dull in others and too interested in the whole ‘should the jedi still exist’ conversation, which was never that interesting. The main problem with it is that nobody has a solid idea of, if the jedi should fade away, then what?

Honestly, kinda wish they’d focus on improving the flavor and texture of existing products, rather than rushing out a new product.