Guys...If we absolutely do have to remaster just about everything, can we at least focus on games that weren’t shit?

Not gonna miss her, or her opinions, but I hope she does well wherever she winds up next.

...Goddammit, who showed Trump Sharknado?

As a person with autism: Oh fuck off. Bad enough that most people can’t be bothered to deal with their (often false) preconceptions of what autism entails, but now they apparently can’t be bothered to do more than quote headlines. Great.

I get that they’re going for this option, because the ‘fun and engaging’ thing sure as shit wasn’t gonna happen.

Eh...I mean, I never worked with the guy, but I’d have been hard-pressed to say who he was too. I’d have gone for ‘generically handsome man type C, subcategory B: With stubble’

While I’m not sure it’s worth the hassle of a refund (not that I backed the game, personally), I do resent Epic for this exclusivity bullshit. Sure, it’s temporary, but a duration of a year is kinda nuts.

I want a companion again. Nothing along the lines of Fi or Navi, of course, but someone with a bit of personality to make the whole thing a bit less lonely at times. The loneliness made sense in the first one, since you couldn’t remember a damn thing and everything was uncertain, but that’s not exactly the case…

Fuck me, this was awful.

Eh...why the fuck do the people who like turn-based games have to move over? If anything, it’s the opposite. The series has been turn-based for over 20 years and yes, that should continue for the main series.

To all the people going “They shoulda used the Pokken tournament system!”

...You realize that nobody is making you catch every single one, right? There is absolutely no obligation to do so, unless you want to go for a 100% dex completion.

While some of the ideas you’re pitching could be cool if implemented correctly, this post does paint a pretty clear picture. You don’t want to play Pokemon, you just want something with Pokemon in it.

I think we’ll all immediately forget about the final episode after watching it, simply because our brains will refuse to retain something that idiotic.

The stupidity! It hurts!

As someone from a nation with a monarchy (The Netherlands), get the fuck over yourself. I’d happily see the monarchy abolished, because I believe it’s an outdated principle drawing public funds away from more worthy goals.

...Bleh, no thanks. Wake me if we ever get an actual port.

If it is an effort to charm angry pc gamers, consider this one not impressed. You can’t kick your customers in the nuts and then expect gratitude when you announce that you might stop kicking them in the nuts if somebody else does something that improves things for you, rather than the people you just kicked in the…

Didn’t he claim the exact same shit last year?

Nice of EA to let us know they’ve done the bare minimum not to fuck over the consumer.