Not entirely sure, since I haven’t played this one yet, but I believe you can turn off the damage indicators. Those are new.

Marvel also has a tendency to make in-jokes, which go over my head but not enough to identify them as such and that’s one of very fews things that has always annoyed me about the marvel movies. It’s kinda distracting sometimes.

I tend to play gunner, so aiming for the Congalala’s tail freaking sucks. I typically just try to keep out of his range, roll when I see a breath weapon coming and shoot the shit out of him. The main problem these days is that you don’t get a lot of great opportunities for crouching fire unless you mount or trap him.

In MH4U it was actually two monsters for me. The Emerald Congalala and the Purple Gypceros. Both are stupidly aggressive, fast and have a tendency to spam status moves. Not to mention that the purple gypceros takes forever to put down and has extremely powerful poison which, if you don’t get some decorations to…

Well, first of all, that’s not really what it is. You might run into a big monster every now and then that takes forever to put down ad mentioned in this article. However, most of the time a hunt takes around 15 - 20 minutes. Faster if you do very well, obviously.

Now I kind of want to see him throw one and wait for it to come back, only to watch it spin off into the distance and leaving him standing there sheepishly XD

I knew about him leaving the shield, but since the trailer had him hanging out in Wakanda and that is basically the best/only place to get vibranium, I figured he’d have a new one.

I want to take this asshole to a holocaust museum in Germany. Let’s make him look at everything the nazis took from people. Make him see the jewelry and even golden teeth that were taken. Make him see the letters that were never sent or never read by their intended recipients.

Solo! Also known as the “Really? Meh.” Heard around the world.

I guess the downside to moving beyond origin stories is that if you’ve never read the comics, like me, you’re just gonna be lost when they introduce the shit fans of the comics will throw a party over. Like...most of the things in this spot, honestly.

Behold, one of the downsides to marrying for money. And that’s not even getting into what has to be an utterly miniscule penis.

This kind of reminds me of getting my hair cut. I hate small talk, especially when there is clearly no larger topic we might eventually land on, so talking to my barber is always a fucking nightmare. I feel so incredibly awkward, but sitting in silence isn’t really much better.

I’m fine with “a couple good hours.”

Someone should probably tell Donnie Jr that a sex change will probably be both easier and a better way to compete with Ivanka for daddy’s affection.

“What do we have to do before you assholes stop picking Mercy?”

“How does being a loser feel?”

The hammer is really satisfying when you get the KO, but my timing sucks with it and I kind of dislike how it hinders mobility if you want to get a good hit in.

I want to like the insect glaive so much, but I hate how it plays. A big part of that is how awkward and clumsy aiming the kinsect is on the 3ds. Plus the hitboxes seem really weird and more than once my kinsect came back with the wrong buff.

I love my bowguns. You guys go run up to the fire-breathing T-rex with an attitude problem. I’ll sit here and accurately chip away at the breakable parts while it stomps the shit out of you, occassionally rolling out of the way when it decides I’m more annoying.

Ok, Sheeran winning is kinda weird.