I’m so sick of the argument of “Oh, you can’t call people who vote this way ignorant, racist, inbred assholes. Many of them voted for Trump because they felt they were being looked down on.”

Hi, I’m here to remind you of Fortnite Battle Royale. You know, that game that does everything PUBG does but with roughly 10,000 times the pollish?

You know what, you’re right. If there’s any genre that should never adapt or do something creative and new it’s FANTASY.

Does it? The game features big laser-shooting death spiders and massive animal-based robots, not to mention the Sheikah slate. The bike’s hardly a stretch.

So we should just ready the Darwin award for these assholes for next time, right?

Well, crap.

Why am I not surprised that Death Stranding has the longest premiere ever? Whatever Kojima may have gained from his freedom, it clearly wasn’t the insight to take some freaking writing classes.

Ok, this man is very obviously running from something. What are we betting? Involvement with foreign governements? Corruption? Gay stuff? My money is on gay stuff.

What you are describing is pretty much exactly what they mean by that.

I actually wrote about this a while ago, though my argument was mere focused on the general size of the library and how selling premade decks could help new players adjust better.

https://splinternews.com/the-racist-history-of-tipping-1798704699

I recognize that, but in its haste to condemn this proposal, this article does gloss over the problems with the way things are.

Look at the silver lining. At least someone is listening to the podcast

“I have a rough time wanting to spend billions and billions and trillions of dollars to help people who won’t help themselves, won’t lift a finger and expect the federal government to do everything.”

I suppose it’s bad if you’r heavily reliant on tips to make ends meet, but let’s not pretend the current system is particularly fair either. The debate over whether the front or back of the house contributes more to the customer’s experience is an endless one, but under this system the fact remains that only the front…

I’m sorry, we needed reasons to despise him beyond just about everything he’s ever said and done?

Kids, this is an example of “a great comeback.”

I never felt that was what the story was about. Zelda doesn’t want to fight, she wants to help. To be useful.

Frankly, I felt it made the story stronger.

Congratulations! Your joke of ‘someone found a person who plays videogames competitively desirable’ has earned you a place in the utter and complete lack of originality hall of fame.