Man, I love those seats! I wish the two-tone cork/black was an option on the 3 turbo.

Are you telling me I am a day away from sharing a birthday with Mazda? Gosh, that would be neat.

This is, without equivocation, the most righteous shit I’ve ever read. Very curious what the older readers make of this, or even just reader who liked less bizarre cartoons.

My first car was a bright yellow Mazda 3 hatchback, I literally loved it to pieces (RIP). If I squint my eyes really hard at this Benz....

I should have been clearer, by “the” 3, I meant my Mazda3, which had a myriad of problems throughout its short life with me. Probably from a life of abuse with its previous owner. I can’t wait to get back into a 3, my 04 is still my favorite car, but the engine literally fell out of it while driving.

aw, I have a Saab. It’s an 06 so I’m not allowed in the purist club, but it retains all of it’s unmodified, SportCombi Aero character so I’m not allowed in the saab bro club. Fun stuff, always makes my passengers smile when I hop on the highway for the first time.

I drove a Scion xD for a couple years. Got it in high school following the death of my uber fun, solar yellow, 04 Mazda 3 hatchback. The previous owner of my Barcelona red xD had the lighter wheels powder coated red, “smoked” tail lights, an“evo mouth” formed from some clever vinyl wrapping, and of course, cannon…

Is that a thing, then? Just noticed the other day my Saab 9-3 does that, assumed something had just died.

Just sort of... came to own an ‘06 Saab 9-3 SportCombi Aero. Next steps?