It opens on the side that’s most practical for unloading from the pavement. If the car is left-hand-drive it’ll open the other way.

that is not an suv, that is a lifted sportscar

I figured “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch” was just Ballaban bashing his face into the keyboard as if he was playing an Arcane Mage in WoW, and then I clicked the link and my jaw hit the floor! Bananas!

Wales is in the United Kingdom.

“...is quite possibly the most sensationalist line of garbage I’ve ever heard.”

Because you're not in Kansas Toto... Back to Gawker with the wicked witches you go!!

I’d like to thank the Jalopnik staff, everyone who up-voted the comment, and The Onion for this award.

The dog food is meant to throw at the peasants if they get too close.

Two years ago. 270.4 mph. At the space shuttle landing area.

The BMW is between the lines, with Batman parking like an asshole? My head may explode...

It’s worse. If you bring it to Hennessey for repairs, half the car will be parted out and you’ll still be charged 40k.

Well if you live in Brooklyn and don’t know how to change a tire you deserve the latter.

I think the key distinguisher for me is the haircut. A hipster will have some ridiculous looking combination of haircuts where one or both head sides will be shaved, and the mess in the middle will be matted over somewhere. Also, skinny pants.

Beard, plaid shirt, Levi’s or Cargos=Lumberjack.

The grays gone now that someone has commented on it/ +1ed it!

Insert some snarky remark from a Gawker-goer *HERE*

Does it matter that it’s not about the automakers anymore? It used to be about running moonshine, and today it’s not, but that doesn’t make it any lesser.

What would you suggest a CNC manufacturer name their race car after?

Horsepower? Only four.

different times son, different times.