Here’s one of the requirements for Wrapify:

I am wholly on board with you here, Tavarish. I’m wearing an Under Armour golf polo today with a prominent logo, someone else in my office has a Nike jacket. We are walking billboards already.

but it’s not a picasso. its a car. with a factory that is currently operational, performing reparis on the regular, with the founder still running the show and controlling quality.

No, it's played out.

Blades appear to slow down while the engines’s sound pitches up. Smart money points to transmission failure.

Consensus on Reddit among (self-identified) helicopter pilots is that it wasn’t VRS, but instead a drivetrain failure. Watch the video and you’ll see how little rotor speed there is when it crashes, and you can hear the tail rotor RPM climbing.

If you’re gonna swear? Swear. You fucking pussy.

I’ve come around NASCAR over the years since F1 has basically become a race to see who leads after the first corner.

To bitch about the sport he hates.

If Kenseth wasn’t driving like a rookie blocking Logano, it wouldn’t have been an issue. Matt needs to learn the lesson.

I bet you’re a riot to watch a race with.

No, it’s not.

Why would you read this article if you hate the sport?

Formula 1 added titanium screws to the under-carriage of their cars to intentionally create sparks. Don’t act like this is some NASCAR-only thing.

I have no opinion on the driving skills of former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson. However, if you’re talking about six-time NASCAR champion—including 5 consecutive titles—Jimmie Johnson...well, that seems a bit absurd.

Well aren’t you a jackass.

Here for the snobby Jalopnik NASCAR haters, not leaving disappointed

Right, because the same exact thing couldn’t be said about any other racing series with just a change of the amount of time...

I might’ve gone retro instead. :)

(My Chicks with Bricks link finally came in handy!!!)