The entire reason I was going to buy this was so my gf and I could play next to each other, trying to jump across the universe to find each other. I kept seeing him say “The chances are so slim...” And kept wondering “BUT WHAT IF?!” Thanks to this I have my answer and don’t have to buy 2 coppies of the game now!

Video games.

Congratulations! You just made the Dark Souls of Tabletop RPGs.

As a GM, I managed to turn a light hearted hack and slash into a murderous dystopia.

To add some detail, the Half Orc Bard was named Thrust and he refered to himself as Thrust, Half Orc, Half Man, all Bard ;). His character would wink everytime he introduced himself to someone.

A few months ago, my friends and I were wrapping up our DnD 5e campaign with a crucible of boss fights. Our DM had been pulling mostly from the Monster Manual for big boss encounters, but there’s one fight that he meticulously put together himself.

We were chasing the tracks of an evil warlock or something like that. We traced it to a cabin in the woods. As focused as we were in catching that guy, we forgot that it could be a trap.
As soon as we got in it, the floor collapsed and we fell into a huge hole.
All our stuff broke, including lanterns and oil flasks.
Ou…

When I asked one of my players what class he wanted play he replied “Middle” his character was named Skip McClinton a ginger human cleric who fought with a skillet. He also insisted his character speak Swahili and wear a university of Miami hoodie, not because he’s a jerk but because that’s who he wanted to be.

No.

Yeah, well check out my pro strategy of just clipping the side of the doorframe with my rockets.

“If you see something, say something!!!”

This is how you get economists kicked off planes.

It would be rather amusing if a Youtuber got into character and did “video logs” like Mark Watney did in between their streams.

The Last Leviathan is one of the more ambitious Steam Greenlight games I’ve seen. It’s about building a physics-based ship and sailing the open seas of ancient Middenhir. You’ll encounter everything from rival ships to mythical monsters to physics puzzles to secrets. It’ll be out later this year.

No Stiches? I expected him to come lumbering along.

Replace “Anonymous individuals” with “Clientele”.

It’s more than disagree with. He literally said mental illness and suicide is bullshit and they're all fakers. His ass and just about any other person would be fired for saying such things to your customers.

ALL GLORY TO MY OFFICE EQUIPMENT!

It surprised me really. I thought the Incursion update would mean i’d spend more time playing TD then i’d spend time playing Destiny. The incursion was stupid and boring, and while Destiny’s update was light on content it did make the game a lot more fun to play.

6 months from now, a newbie logs into the game: “Woo! Bload-soaked orgy of death starts now!”

let’s not forget about how many of these people choose to play as females in their games.