I would unbolt the wing and sell it on Ebay.  Someone would pay good money to put it on their base Elantra or old, lowered Civic.

I feel kinda bad that this truck has had to suffer under the hands (and butts) of so many douchebags.

Flippers for hands? But I voted AGAINST evolution! /s

Boomers don’t care, they’ll be dead before anything really gets bad.

Good thing his Long Island base is immune from the effects of climate change.

Trump is of the school of thought that says that the only way the U.S. becomes competitive with China in the world export market is if we turn the entire country into a toxic dump. If people’s fingernails start peeling off 10 years from now, and their hair comes out in big clumps, and their children are born with…

tRump is an idiot and a traitor, so is anyone that supports him.  I don’t care how many mouth breathing fucking morons voted for him.

Won’t be any salmon either. Just when we got them back into some long-extinct waterways, too.

Facts, shmacts. You can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true.

Well water tastes better with arsenic and methyl mercury. At least at first, before you die days later. Bring back the leaded paint and leaded gasoline!

“We will restore US energy dominance”

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

I mean...you copy something, you risk the people who originated it saying something.

Surely the people behind this body kit knew that they were skating on thin ice, no?

I hope the porch pirate and the truck owner’s insurance sues the fuck out of this guy. This dude caused tens of thousands of dollars in damage over a $20 package that Amazon would comp.

This is why I have zero interest in renting out my car, my house, my horse, or literally anything else I own. People will just destroy it all without a second thought.

He had the person’s face on his Ring camera. He had their liecense plate. Everything he needs to simply call police and get it taken care of. But instead he has ruined his life to live out a petty childish vigilante dream.

I feel like you lose a lot of legal ground as soon as the burglar leaves your property. 

Vigilante “justice” almost always makes things worse.

Yeah. Despite what Hollywood tells us, petty theft is not a capital offense. I absolutely understand the frustration, but also this dude is going to lose way more than an Amazon package.