I flush with my feet so I don’t have to lean over the bowl. Otherwise, as soon as you initiate the flush sequence, particulates are flying right towards your face.

The ship was leaving Georgia.

“Mercedes already has the technology implemented, so changing it now would be kind of a downer.”

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I don’t think it would be a downer at all.  

I’m a big fan of the products from https://bluebeardsoriginal.com/.

I’m a big fan of the products from https://bluebeardsoriginal.com/.

Are you trolling or really this dense? We pay through the nose for Secret Service accommodations for each and every one of these outings and that’s just the tip of the grifting iceberg.

everything.

After reading this reply, I had to scroll back up to see if “Oh, Cock” was in the article anywhere.

In VW’s, there is a setting in the menus that dictates at which level the volume will be upon ignition. The last setting is irrelevant.

I hate it.  I’ve been thinking of putting a black sticker over the knob’s symbol in my GTI, but haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Where is the poll???

I can tell you with certainty that asking questions like this to some of the local officers here will get you some new bracelets. Cobb County PD does not like anyone in their business.

Malaria is not hot and neither is Ivanka.  They both have weird faces.

“Whenever we post “delete these apps” stories, we invariably see comments claiming that the malware apps in question are so bizarre and pointless, you’d have to be the dumbest Android user on Earth to download them in the first place (or something to that effect).”

After looking at this list of apps, the comments…

When are the drivers of girthy vehicles going to get the memo that they should find somewhere more accommodating than a parking garage? I swear, those guys don’t care about any one else.

Just based on the sheer incompetence and stupidity that I’ve encountered while dealing with Tech Mahindra at work, I would NEVER do any sort of business with a Mahindra company.

The too-short pants trend can’t die fast enough.

The too-short pants trend can’t die fast enough.

Pssh.  I’ve ignored the grammys for being rigged BS ever since Jethro Tull beat out Metallica in 1989.  The blatant rigging has only gotten worse since then.

Has Stefan Eriksson returned to California?

People that don’t slow for speed bumps are psychopaths.