That’s because Paul Maidment is a pussy-ass bitch and won’t allow them to post anything on any of the sites about the demise of Splinter. 

I would like to submit Wayne Gretzy for inclusion, too.

Good for the Jags. Stop letting these guys on rookie contracts dictate your business/team. If he wants to forego millions and not play, that’s his decision, but there’s absolutely no way I’m trading him away at a loss if I’m Jacksonville.

I DVR them and watch whenever I get around to waking up. Of course, that means no internet surfing until I make it through the recording because Jalopnik will spoil the result every time. I also spend part of my Sundays with MLS now that I removed NFL from the equation.

You’re a terrible person and no one values anything you say.

I don’t like how it all went down, but the end result is that we have a much nicer venue than we had in Turner Field and the city of Atlanta forced the Braves hand. They refused to allow them to build up the area, so the team bailed. We Cobb residents are stuck footing the bill, but the Battery is ultimately a nice…

I much prefer Mitch Hedberg’s Hockey Love promos over Stompin Tom’s Hockey Song.  RIP Mitch and Thrashers.

and if you opt for the crock pot, use a slow cooker liner and there’s virtually no clean up!

and if you opt for the crock pot, use a slow cooker liner and there’s virtually no clean up!

What is this change at the drive-thru window that you speak of? I hand them an Amex and they return the card and a receipt. Cash is only used for acquiring the devil’s lettuce.

I’ve been a Braves fan for going on 30 years and I hate the chop.  I can’t think of a single time in my life that I participated in it.  That said, I too like how it riles people up for no reason.

Sorry, but this is a blog, not youtube.  I don’t come here to watch videos.  I, and most others, come here to read.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Atlanta Thrashers fans (yes, we exist)

Every ad against Trump should contain this clip.

shut up tomato

a metal detector?  otherwise, it’s a great plan to make some cash

Jeez, how much does all this stuff weigh on top of you after you crawl in? I ache way too much to deal with any of that stuff. A top sheet and blanket is more than enough for me. Plus, I like it cold, so less is more in that regard.  I have a comforter but never use it.

Jeez, how much does all this stuff weigh on top of you after you crawl in? I ache way too much to deal with any of…

“There were more deaths from opioid overdoses that year than from heroin and cocaine overdoses, combined.”

Heroin IS an opioid.

Wear undershirts and you won’t get pit stains on the shirts that you care about.

Wear undershirts and you won’t get pit stains on the shirts that you care about.