How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Prior to six months. Four months is probably ideal. Spaying before the first heat gives her better protection against mammary cancer later in life, as it will also cost less because she weighs less and her uterus is smaller. ASPCA.org has more info.

Not to get on the soapbox, but totally THIS. There is a lot of varied debate about the value of zoos, putting animals in captivity without regard for their territorial needs (it goes on and on). And for folks to be THAT IGNORANT, viewing animals that should ideally be in the wild, and they don’t even educate…

I got to see the Cherry Blossoms today! And I leave you with this:

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

I worked in restaurants all throughout my 20's. Sexual harassment is a part of the job, so much so that, as both CA Pinkham and the woman in this story say, you just grow accustomed to it being a part of the job, ESPECIALLY from the kitchen staff. I have this strange feeling even typing this, that just acknowledging…

Where do we have to send money to make this happen? Because I'm pretty sure that sending you to Olive Garden was why the concept of crowd funding was created.

Breadstix R Us

OOOOH, I have a story for THIS group.

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

They don't like it when their monopoly on deciding the value of other humans is taken from them. They hate it when women admire other women, they hate it when we admire ourselves. Deciding who matters is core to their identity, and when that is taken away, they feel disempowered. For your average loser dude, being…

Kumar's Tandoori Grill is a proud sponsor of the 2022 FIFA World Cup.

Exactly. We have Florida. And Arizona. And Ohio... the list is literally 50 items long.

I'm starting a kickstarter so I can buy moriartysringtone.porn and then I'm just going to fill it with gifs of Sherlock and Moriarty making out.