I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I prefer to drink my tea like a lord, a time lord.

I prefer to drink my tea like a lord, a time lord.

Tea-Rex!

Tea-Rex!

In general, the tea in tea bags is the tea equivalent of saw dust- the run off from good tea.

In general, the tea in tea bags is the tea equivalent of saw dust- the run off from good tea.

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

Tell me, is it hard to murder bad tippers when you're in the advanced stages of pregnancy? Do you need us to donate to a kickstarter to fund your defense team?

I hope it's ok to put in my $0.02.

FA is tremendously important to me - I have yo-yo'd my whole life but it's important to me because the state of my body has not changed the state of my worth. It should not be a topic of conversation, and my appearance should not dictate a conversation about health. The point of the FA movement is to completely…

I eat meat but I do try to minimize the amount that I eat because the overuse of antibiotics and methane from cow farts are seriously damaging the environment and our health.

"...How I would have explained it God only knows."

You will honey-roast that chicken UNTIL IT'S TENDER!

I've done the same thing with customers trying to cut in line. One particular example was when I was a teenager working at Sweet Factory. Our store always got slammed during the holidays, so on one of these days the line was crazy long but we were getting through it. The thing is the line goes to my right. There…

Yeah. I try to be pretty laid back but this guy was driving me up the wall. The guy I was helping out, he pretty much saved my life when I got out of the military because I was a train wreck, drinking myself into oblivion. Butch gave me a job and that got me the stability to get my shit together, dry out, and get into…

My mom had this pulled on her several times when she worked summers in customer relations at a health insurance company (in the 70s, this earned enough to pay most of her medical school tuition, which makes me cry now). One story she always loves to share is that of this one obstinate woman who had yelled her way up…

Just about the same thing happened to me while I was working at an aquarium during a summer during undergrad. I was sweeping outdoors, and the parent *pointed* at me - not subtly - while making the delightful and very audible comment. What is wrong with people? I'm a medical student now, but that's not even the point.…

I was working at a marina. I ended up pumping this guy's gas into his boat. Now in his defense, I am wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and was just done with cutting down a tree, so I got scratches and shit all over me. I'm nine days into a two week shift there.

I feel like I would have gone over my degrees, pointed out where that landed me, and then talk about how successful Gates and Zuckerberg were as dropouts.

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)