“I know how to handle this.” - Dave Bliss

Sleeps with fishe(r)s.

Well, he’ll be back in Cleveland/Jacksonville/San Diego/Buffalo/Jersey/etc at some point.

I love this comment so much I’d like to marry it.

Not as bad as paddlin’ the school canoe though. That one..ohhhh baby.

Wait, I’ve got one! And it’s a Deadspin fave too – Mike Krzyzewski! 

I could say David Koechner was a jerk when I met him on an airplane a couple years ago, so I’d have a story to add. But I’d be lying, because he was really nice, did the “beyewww!” sound from the “Skyrockets in Flight” in Anchorman on request, and even found my wife’s phone after she left it in the lavatory.

‘Oops, forgot” is what I tell my wife when I come back from the store without almond milk / sunflower butter / whatever kooky food she’s into this week.

I’d imagine it’s okay around the 1st and 15th of every month, or whenever he actually gets paid.

But isn’t hope a good thing, maybe the best of things? And does any good thing ever really die?

I generally try to drive as if everyone else on the road is armed and I am not (which I am not). You just never know which of your fellow commuters has had a horrible day and is just one perceived slight away from snapping.

Fresh Market may be “cut rate” but it ain’t cutting very much rate.

Zygi probably does make love to his ego on an almost nightly basis.

Agree. The mentality that makes the buttfumble immortal is the same kind that clings to the idea that Bartman cost the Cubs a World Series title in 2003: in other words, a mindset that assigns importance to insignificance.

Coming in 2017: “Sort of Good: The Jay Cutler Story.”

The deck was stacked against Strong from day one. A sizable contingent of TX boosters didn’t want him. He inherited a train wreck of poor recruiting and has been chasing his tail since he got there. He’s also in over his head, he can probably function where the expectations are a little more realistic. The sooner this…

Well, I live (t)here. So I was wondering, is this implying that the county is some meta-asshole and I by extension am an asshole just for living in it? And if so, what makes me the asshole, backdoor maneuvering by politicians that results in me paying for a stadium I didn’t even want?

I’m not a huge baseball fan by any stretch, but I found myself fairly riveted by this year’s playoffs.

Too soon

Cobb County, GA is a county, not a person, and therefore seems incapable of being an asshole.