Maybe that Nigerian Prince is finally coming through with his plan (for legal reasons or some such) to store his vast fortune in the bank accounts of random strangers. Good for him.

Who's leaving these ships just laying around?

Counterpoint:

My immediate reaction the first time I saw it:

Don't worry my Kotaku friends, if i'm not mistaken the next Olympic games are to be set at Tokyo...In the year 2020.

Fans, it's your fault for telling Square Enix that you didn't like the game and its story so they won't stop making it until it's perfect.

Wow, you can afford one of these pods in just one week!

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

HAHA! It's running 1080p 30FPS on PS4 ALSO!!!! they are the SAME! Whoooo shooo....

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glad to know the voice stuff will still work while in game. "Xbox Snap Party" or "Xbox Record That" are a must for me now. Can't say i'm sad to see the gesture stuff go...only time i've ever used it was by mistake.

Zelda Game of Thrones in a nutshell: You play as Link and get to the final battle. Gannon unceremoniously kills you and your horse, cuts off your horse's head, and sews it to your headless body to parade around Hyrule. Zelda is made to watch as this all happens.

Because it's not like they could even consider having a female main character, amirite? HAHA WHO WANTS GIRLS IN VIDEO GAMES? THEY HAVE COOTIES.

Virtual reality looks pretty awesome and everything.

3:20pm – Disney Infinity 2.0: Marvel Super Heroes (Disney Interactive)

I'm a huge baby in real life, I don't need to play as one.

Its like you read the feature list and then went "why arent they doing all these things I just read"

there's a truck just out of sight to the side of the shop, if you use strength on it you can get mew