Wow. How surprising. The guy who gave us these gems...

I'll take a whack at it, then; my wife's gone for a year on a military deployment, and I need something to fill the time.

Yeah all I look for in a game about hunting dinosaurs is realism.

"But one day CCP Praetorian decided to break the long silence after winning a large battle, saying only, 'Collect your dead.' To which he says the reply came back, '"Are... are you real?'"

I wonder what would happen if you were to show this to someone on LSD.

Did he also call the WAAmbulance?

ESO will be great!.. when its F2P in a year or two.

Real talk: The teenagers playing this game are doing shit really dangerously. Kids have been camping out next to people's houses with sniper nerf guns to get a shot in between their house and car. Police have been called. It's ugly.

This is not cosplay anymore. This is just a regular photoshoot, however impressive their likeness is.

Nope. I pretty much meant to say 'Because fuck you'

At least there wasn't a random Godchild who basically goes 'because fuck you' ala Mass Effect 3. That bastard AI could control an entire armada of reapers but apparently couldn't activate a switch, tell the reapers to stop killing, or overload a transmitter by itself without requiring you to kill yourself in the…

I'm just gonna assume "Daum" is pronounced "DAAAAAAYUUUUUUM" and anyone who tells me other wise can gtfo :)

Welcome to Zoolander the MMO, where everyone is Ridiculously good looking

In the future I will augment my neural pathways with nanomachines to keep myself better and faster than my future son. When my kid will complain and ask for his own set of performance-enhancing nanomachines because I beat him in Street Fighter 6, I will look at him and say "When you're older, son."

It was at that very moment that Fox knew....he had fucked up.

cagealadon.

I had to.